I was thinking?
What would I be after death? I know what I don’t want to be!
A Toilet! People dumping on me! Like I don’t have enough dumpings. I don’t have to give you the details? “IT STINKS”
Bathroom fixture? I don’t want all that stuff down. My throat!
Furnace? I don’t have not flashes!
Light/Lamp? TOm about “job burnout?”
A/ C? I’ll wait till flu season starts. Television! I 💘 being watched! Famous star? Nah!
President? I’ ok get back to you on that!
🍺 what brand?
Wine? White or red?
What would you be?